Alicia Ad Absurdum
Name:
•Alicia : uh-LEE-see-uh or uh-LEE-sha..
( I don't care)

•Ad(of/from/coming from)

•Absurdum(Absurdity)

Stats:
•24.
•Dallas.
•Legal Secretary.

Special Abilities:
• Supersonic mood swings.
• Superhuman ability to piss people off.
•Better than average daydreaming power.
• Known for her sexual prowess.

Mission:
•I'm just another 'my life is going nowhere' blogger trying
to get 100,000 followers for no reason.

how absurd!

p.s. I always follow back...

thanks for tuning in. hide
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THE SEARCH ENGINE ‘SCROOGLE’ HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY BLOCKED BY COCKSUCKING, CONSUMERIST, GOOGLE. 1. “GOOGLE HANDLES 1 BILLION SEARCHES PER DAY, WHILE SCROOGLE HANDLES 350,000 PER DAY. THIS MEANS THAT SCROOGLE IS 0.0035 PERCENT OF GOOGLE’S LOAD.”2. “GOOGLE USES 900,000 SERVERS, WHILE SCROOGLE LEASES JUST SIX LOW-END DEDICATED SERVERS”3.”GOOGLE HAS BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN THE BACK, WHILE SCROOGLE IS A RECOGNIZED PUBLIC CHARITY AND SURVIVES ON MODEST DONATIONS AVERAGING $43 PER DAY. 4.”FOR MORE THAN SEVEN YEARS SCROOGLE HAS ALWAYS MADE SERIOUS EFFORTS TO DETECT AND BLOCK ANY AND ALL BOTS. ALMOST EVER SCROOGLE SEARCHER IS A LIVE PERSON CLICKING ON A MOUSE. YET GOOGLE TREATS SCROOGLE LIKE A BOT BECAUSE THEY SEE THE TRAFFIC FROM OUR SIX IP ADDRESSES AS HIGHER THAN NORMAL. SEARCHING GOOGLE WITH A BOT IS AGAINST GOOGLE’S TERMS OF SERVICE BUT SCROOGLE USERS ARE NOT BOTS.”  BUT WHEN SHIT GOT REAL WITH SOPA THEY WANTED TO RIDE THE WAVE OF PROTESTS ACROSS THE NET LIKE THEY HAD OUR BEST INTERESTS IN MIND…..  ^MY ASS.^ THINK YOU KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE..DO RESEARCH AND THINK AGAIN. “IS IT TERMS OF SERVICE OR TERMS OF MONOPOLY”